Mark Dent the Mild Mannered Gas Station Attendant
Staff
Wednesday 11 June 2008 at 10:10 pm
Meet Mark Dent, our mild mannered gas station attendant. Mark is a hard working fella. He makes sure our company car, a vintage 1993 green ford escort wagon is always running in tip top shape. He can change the oil faster than you can eat a donut, change wipper blades faster than you can sing the ABCs backwards. One odd thing is that our
mild mannered gas station attendant Mark Dent and Gasman have never met. Hmmmm? Very odd.
Gasman is a fearless gas pump equiped crime fighting machine. No Gasman doesn't fight rising fuel prices, so don't ask him too. In fact Gasman fights crime with high octane fuel. With rising gas prices this is costing BananaForce a good deal more. However, we are not going to cut back on our support for this crime fighting vigilante. Our community needs Gasman.
Barry is our staff chauffeur. A few years back he lost his drivers license for driving with
bare feet. So you might say he now chauffeurs us bear back. He does a fine job of getting us around, much better than using a segway.
Lavatory Lou heads up the hygene patrol and any biffy related crime enforcement here at BananaForce.
Lavatory Lou's friends call him Loo Lou. Equiped with a plunger, hand towel, sanitizer, toilet scrub brush, toilet paper and air freshener Lavatory Lou is always prepared for any type of lavatory issues that might arrise at the BananaForce headquaters.
Electric Eddie did not always have the gift of electricity. Before the fall of 1993 he was just your average Joe, or Ed. Eddie is not sure what to make of his electrical powers since they can be a blessing and a curse. The ability to power a light bulb with your mouth is a great gag at any party, but the frequent twicthing and endless bad hair days can get a bit trying.
Russ is the Chief Executive Officer behind the entire BananaForce empire. He founded BananaForce back in 2000 something... it was so long ago none of us can really remember when it was exactly. It has become such a main stay on the internets these days that we feel like it has always existed.