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BananaForce Staff, "They're more than just Bananas."
Russ
The BananaForce Chief, founder, and seeker of the perfect corn chip.
Family: Ma & Pa, Bro
Friends: Peter, Ted, Mike, Tim, Theodore
Church: Hiawatha Church
Favorite Web Sites: BananaForce, ChristianAnswers.net, Slashdot, eBay, Half.com , Zombo.com, The Internet Movie Database
Favorite Music: The Monkees, Mike Knott, Jan Krist, Buddy Rich, Eskerbillion, the Amsterdam Suite, Pleasure Kicks, Smack Me Face, Mortal, Madison Greene, Johnny Cash, Lost Dogs
Favorite Book: The Monster at the End of This Book, Mr. Bunny's Big Cup o' Java(TM), The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Lazlo Letters, Out of the Silent Planet
Favorite Movies: Braveheart, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Groundhog Day, Breaking Away, Disney's The Kid
Preferred Shoes: Vans
Oh yeah! Feel free to buy me anything on my wish list. Thanks!
Electric Eddy
Electric Eddy is in charge of safety testing everything at BananaForce. Electric Eddy
makes this web site a safer place to surf.
Favorite Web Site: History of Electricity
Favorite Music: Joy Electric
Favorite Book: How to Test Almost Anything Electronic
Favorite Movie: Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo
Preferred Shoes: BORN Men's Lightning Shoe
Lavatory Lou
Lavatory Lou heads up the hygene patrol and any biffy related crime enforcement.
Lavatory Lou's friends call him Loo Lou. Loo Lou lives by three main rules:
Know the location of your closest lavatory, always flush, and wash your hands.
Favorite Web Sites: World Toilet Organization
Favorite Music: Toilet Songs by Schubert
Favorite Books: Wash Your Hands!, Everyone Poops
Favorite Movies: Any Ernest Movie (that guy knows how to keep things clean)
Preferred Shoes: Soap Scam
Chauffeur Barry
Barry is our staff chauffeur. A few years back he lost his drivers license for driving with
bare feet. So you might say he now chauffeurs us bear back.
He is shown to the left giving Russ the BananaForce chief a lift to the corner store to pick up some corn chips.
Favorite Web Site: Black Bear Limousine Service
Favorite Music: Barry Manilow
Favorite Books: Wheels of Gold: A Complete How-To Guide for Starting a Million Dollar Limousine Business
Favorite Movies: The Bear
Preferred Shoes: Barry the Bear Slippers
Gasman
Gasman is a fearless gas pump equiped crime fighting machine.
Favorite Web Site: Old Gas: The Gas Station & Auto Service Collectibles Web Site
Favorite Music: Classical Gas: Ultimate Driving Collection
Favorite Book: The Gas We Pass
Favorite Movie: Shoptalk: Let's Talk 5-Gas Analysis Emissions Savvy
Preferred Shoes: Duffs Octane Skate Shoe
Mild Mannered Gas Station Attendant
Our local mild mannered gas station attendant lends his services to BananaForce to
assure us that all our transportation is in tip top shape. Interestingly enough, our
mild mannered gas station attendant and Gasman have never met. Hmmmm?
Favorite Web Site: How Stuff Works
Favorite Music: Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic
Favorite Book: Citizens Alert!: Alternatives for Low-Profile Survival
Favorite Movie: The Transformers - The Movie
Preferred Shoes: Clarks England 'Wallabee' Oxford
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